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Joke of the Day
"Why are pills white? Because they work"
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"Fact: If you eat a slice of pizza fast enough, your body won't understand how many calories are in it."
"why did the lawyer of a satanist go to hell because he was playing devils advocate"
"UNGRATEFUL GIRLFRIEND I swear that I have the most ungrateful girlfriend in the world. Every time I give her an orgasm.......she spits it out"
"Toaster are like gremlins for people who are on a diet or don't want to kill themselves. 1. Do not get wet 2. Do not feed after midnight"
"Did you hear the one about the blind prostitute? Ya gotta hand it to her..."
"You must never begin a sentence ""I is ..."". ESL teacher: You must never begin a sentence ""I is ..."". Clever student: Please sir, what's wrong with ""I is a vowel""."
"Always trust people who like big butts. They cannot lie."
"My mum's bf hates when I shorten his name to 'Dick'. Mainly because his name is Matthew."
"Q: What do you give a dog with a fever? A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)"