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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar Ouch -badumtiss-"

"i just found a web site where you can see women with no clothes on not even underwear! brb!"

"I want to have 3 kids and name them Ctrl, Alt, and Delete. That way when they fuck up, I can hit them all at once."

"Since we have several people participating in the debate tonight... Would it be considered a mass debate?"

"What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread? The bread has more culture."

"Her: I'm just a vintage soul Me: and a vintage face.. That's how the fight started"

"Are Ginger Ale made from real gingers? Said Cartman."

"My ex-girlfriend had a parakeet That fucking thing would never shut up. The bird was pretty cool though."

"I like restaurants because the people have to be nice and feed you."

"A dolphin was on trial for killing a family member... The judge asked, ""Did you do it on porpoise?"""