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Joke of the Day
"How to be cool: A) use cool sunglasses emoji in everything B)"
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"The Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar... It was tense."
"""FOUR MORE YEARS!!! FOUR MORE YEARS!!!..."" - Honey Boo Boo's teachers her senior year of high school"
"A word in this sentence is misspelled. Misspelled."
"A communist a spy and a chinese walk into a bar He orders a drink."
"How can you tell if a woman's had an orgasm? Who cares?"
"My mom used to make sure we were wearing our seatbelts in the back seat by slamming on the brakes. She was a kind soul."
"I'm On the Edge About Masturbation On one hand, it feels great. On the other, I can't feel a thing."
"What song people listen to while jumping off skyscrapers? Let the bodies hit the floor by Drowning Pool."
"What kind of pants does Mario wear to work? Denim denim denim ;p"