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Joke of the Day
"How to be cool: A) use cool sunglasses emoji in everything B)"
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"One time I asked ""What would Jesus do?"" & then a close friend betrayed me & everyone started misinterpreting what I said for their own gain."
"We're all sex addicts. Some of us just have better dealers."
"I got caled into jury duty today... That's going to result in a well hung jury."
"I think that the best Christmas present is the one that you make yourself you know? Like, crystal meth."
"Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Bonus: Knock knock. Who's there? Not the little girl... EDIT: Pardon the crappy delivery, english isn't my fist language. ;)"
"I used to think my drawings made me autistic... it turns out my Grandma was just from Boston."
"Can you find the the mistake...? Can you find the the mistake 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20?"
"It was actually the muslims who invented the C4 explosive... But it was the US:Army who later added a remote detonator."
"I have a hole in my sock... Darn it!"