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Joke of the Day
"Are Ginger Ale made from real gingers? Said Cartman."
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"I just heard 2 waiters speaking Chinese and then one said very loudly and clearly, 'MEDALLION' so I think some shits about to go down"
"I think the bigger issue with our country is that Paula Deen even had that many endorsements to lose in the 1st place."
"You know what's gay? Two men having sex. Whats gayer than two men having sex? Three gay men having sex. What's even gayer? An infinite number of gay men having sex."
"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle"
"Knock knock. Who's there? The Spanish Inquisition."
"Sex is kinda like pizza... It tastes better without rubber."
"Is there a mouse that doesn't make a clicking noise as I'm trying to close 10 windows when my boss walks into my office?"
"a drug that makes you reallize that you don't actually like the internet that much and maybe you should go for a walk or call a friend."
"I didn't get groped by the TSA at all. We just kissed a little, it was nice."