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Joke of the Day

"A dolphin was on trial for killing a family member... The judge asked, ""Did you do it on porpoise?"""

"What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed? A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one."

"Why did I rob the bank? For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before."

"What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jumbo jet !"

"What do you call a gay author? ...a fabulous fabulist. Thank you, I'll be here all night."

"Now that oil is so cheap, we should start drilling for black printer ink."

"Unless you're a direct descendent of a horse, don't chew with your mouth open."

"Got in a car wreck while reading a church sign today... ...the Son was in my eyes."

"I've been looking everywhere for my U2 CD... but I still haven't found what I'm looking for."

"Did you know ""bathtub"" backwards is still ""bathtub""? It's not, but for a second there you believed me."