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Joke of the Day

"Since we have several people participating in the debate tonight... Would it be considered a mass debate?"

"What's the difference between a repost and a bullet? I don't want to put a repost in my mouth"

"My roommate is painting and makes a mistake... Him: ""gah why can't I Ctrl-z!?"" My inner dad: ""because z is a rouge letter"""

"How is eating pussy and being in the Mafia similar? One slip of tongue and you're in deep shit!!"

"What is a pedophile's first guitar lesson? How to finger A minor"

"In high school I hooked up with my teacher... She was really into me... I mean I was home schooled, but still!"

"What's big, green and cries in the corner? The Incredible Sulk"

"The purpose of Terrorism is to scare and make people feel unsafe, which is something it has in common with Cable News."

"Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton? It always spoils the GoT."

"Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons? Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!"