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Joke of the Day

"i just found a web site where you can see women with no clothes on not even underwear! brb!"

"Most women turn into good drivers So if you're a good driver watch out for women turning"

"As soon as the inauguration is over, I'm getting a position on Trump's ethics committee. I'm not political, I just need some quite time alone."

"What is the difference between an Olympic runner and Hitler? An Olympic runner can finish a race."

"If hearing ""I love you"" was enough, we'd all buy parrots and live happily ever after."

"A virgin nun gets pregnant.... And she's sure it's not a miracle pregnancy so she bursts into the priests chambers and yells out ""which of you fuckers has been wanking on the candles?"""

"Man walks into taxidermist. Asks a deer ""you want a bite of my sandwich?"" Deer replies ""No thanks I'm STUFFED!"""

"Candy cigarettes are a gateway drug to rock candy."

"What do performing oral sex on a constipated woman and working for the Mafia have in common? One wrong slip of the tongue and you'll probably wind up in deep shit."

"That deal's a sore dick.... Ya can't beat it!"