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Joke of the Day

"Short joke I thought of. What's the difference between sheep and women? The Welsh don't know yet either."

"Its Valentines Day...If u r married go & kiss your wife or husband , if u have a gfbf ..do the same ..n if u r single, kiss the ground and thank GOD !! =)). HAPPY VALENTINES DAY"

"*quietly tries to open bag of chips while fiance is reading her wedding vows*"

"I like my whisky like I like my women. Left in an oak barrel for at least 3 years, with very little oxygen"

"The keys Home-Insert-End-Delete are together on the keyboard. Whoever created the keyboard was a big fan of one night stands."

"Why was the comedian with bad-ended jokes unpopular? Because everytime he told a joke people fainted in the end."

"I made up a color in my head today. It was a pigment of my imagination."

"Why should a man never bang his best friend? He'll probably catch fleas"

"I Swear, These Jell-o Products Just Keep Getting Worse... It's almost like they're pudding in less effort. I'll see myself out."

"A Frenchman comes to America and says ""Hi, I'm from France"" to an American, The American says ""European!"" to which the frenchman replies ""No, you're a peon!"""