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Joke of the Day

"Its Valentines Day...If u r married go & kiss your wife or husband , if u have a gfbf ..do the same ..n if u r single, kiss the ground and thank GOD !! =)). HAPPY VALENTINES DAY"

"So there's this humor contest... and a guy enters ten puns hoping to win with at least one. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."

"Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom? Because he couldn't find a Date!"

"I swear if I hear Uptown Funk one more time... I will smash my radio. Don't believe me? Just watch"

"My bank says my password isn't strong enough. Did it ever stop and think that my password has a lot going on right now?"

"What idiot called it ""best man"" instead of ""lord of the rings"""

"Prison seems to have it all. Free food, free housing, free sex."

"How can you tell if a package is gay? It cums in the male"

"What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky? A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous."

"Losing it guys vs girls (NSFW) ""Losing your virginity to an asshole"" is an unfortunate event for girls but a damn good one for guys."