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Joke of the Day
"*quietly tries to open bag of chips while fiance is reading her wedding vows*"
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"What are your go to jokes? I was at an event the other day and someone asked ""So... anyone know any jokes?"" What's everyone's ""go to"" joke in social situations?"
"Blue live in New Delhi Blue : One Love... Crowd : Dhadkan Kahe... Blue : ???..."
"[sees girl reading To Kill A Mockingbird] ""Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] kills all those frickin birds."""
"Son : ""Dad, who did I get my intelligence from ?"" Dad : ""It must be from your mother. I still have mine"""
"To all of you that have overcome Fatboy Slim addiction.... I have to praise you"
"I don't believe in ghosts. They're always lying to me."
"The baker wouldn't finish telling me how he makes bread. He said that information was on a knead-to-know basis."
"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."
"I was recently in a museum in Europe So much Picasso I wanted to Pablow my brains out"