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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find 100 fat cows? At bingo"
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"So a guy gave his friends 10 puns to try and make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did."
"What did the indian boy say to his mom before he left? Mumbai"
"Every girl has 3 guys in her life: one she loves, one she hates, and the one she can't live without. But in the end, it's the same guy!"
"Why cant black people get PhD's? Because they can't get past their Masters."
"*puts crime-scene photos in a rocket* Ok stand back ""Detective, what are u doing?"" What does it look like, I'm launching this investigation"
"What would she do for $20? Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something? A dirty joke? I'm trying to find it but I can't...."
"*interrupts your baby's first words* ""IF A PANDA WEARS A HANDKERCHIEF IT'S CALLED A PANDANA."""
"Just one more week until I can finally eat candy out of my socks again.... without looking weird."
"WHAT ARE THOSE???? /u/doubledickdude - They're my cocks."