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Joke of the Day
"WHAT ARE THOSE???? /u/doubledickdude - They're my cocks."
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"If there were such a thing as beavers that were small and live in people's circulatory systems, what would be their religion? Embolism."
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"What do you call it when you kill someone with your bad breath from a long distance away? No scope"
"""GO SPORTS!"" -how I cheer for all sports"
"How do you keep a moron in suspense?"
"What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film? P.S. I Love You"
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"i wish you could click ""save as"" on puppies"