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Joke of the Day
"*interrupts your baby's first words* ""IF A PANDA WEARS A HANDKERCHIEF IT'S CALLED A PANDANA."""
Next Joke
"What did GB say to EU? Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!"
"joke of the day A man tells his friend, ""My wife is an angel."" His friend replies, ""Lucky you. Mine's still alive."""
"TIFU...... She rode me like a cow girl."
"The hardest part of any relationship is when it's not your turn to talk."
"""Saying hot is disrespectful. You should say beautiful instead."" ""Fine. Can you pass me the beautiful sauce then?"""
"What do you call an empty field? The french army at the beginning of a war!"
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Only Juan"
"Did you hear the one about the constipated accountant? He couldn't budget."
"My girlfriend named her pussy trouble. And now I'm always trying to get into trouble."