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Joke of the Day
"What did the indian boy say to his mom before he left? Mumbai"
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"How does Jesus make his coffee? Hebrews it!"
"Did you know that Helen Kellet was born near Troy, Alabama? I guess that's why they called her ... yhe little deaf girl who couldn't see neither"
"What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak? I've banana roll lately."
"DJ Khaled has just declined a role in his upcoming biopic. When asked about his decision, he was quoted to have said ""never play yourself."""
"What kind of girls date firefighters? Hose."
"What Do You Call a Romantic Basketball Player? Love Shaq"
"What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
"How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it!"
"How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb? Who's asking?"