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Joke of the Day
"Just one more week until I can finally eat candy out of my socks again.... without looking weird."
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"Girl Vs Boy Conversation Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"Why are under-endowed men likely to get lucky with homeopathic physicians? Because they like their dicks vanishingly small ..."
"Why wasn't Skrillex allowed on the fishing trip? He keeps dropping the bass"
"If you're ever cold, just stand in a corner. They're usually 90 degrees."
"They say children are a gift from god. I'm totally wide-open to regifting."
"Wife: The zoo called Me: [wearing hat made out of live lemurs] they say what they want?"
"Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? A: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom! #HappyBirthdayBob"
"What do you call a fish without any eyes? A fsh"
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You don't know man, you weren't there!"