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Joke of the Day

"Every girl has 3 guys in her life: one she loves, one she hates, and the one she can't live without. But in the end, it's the same guy!"

"Fun Fact- Dogs make different noises according to where they are on Earth. For example, a dog in Korea makes a sizzling noise."

"Pretty sure nobody would run marathons if they were never allowed to talk about running marathons."

"You know how you can tell if an Irishman has had too much to drink He walks into a bar"

"What's the difference between broccoli and a booger ? little kids won't eat broccoli ."

"What's black and doesn't work? [Very NSFW] Bryce Williams' sense of perspective."

"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND *holds up a cat*"

"The police are looking for a thief with one eye Why don't they use two?"

"Why did the retired police officer decide to become a DJ? So he could still get to say ""Put your hands in the air."""

"A man starts a line of pickled venison ... ...the most popular flavor so far is dill doe."