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Joke of the Day
"Out here in Compton searching for Wiggachu #PokemonGo"
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"What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde? They had a wedding reception."
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"What did the devil get arrested for? Possession!"
"Never argue with an Archeologist Theyll just keep digging up the past"
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"Lucy fell in front of the train she screamed out for help ""HELP ME! I DONT WANT TO DIE THIS WAY!!"", so Luke came running over and cut her throat instead. Nice work Luke. You should be more like Luke."
"What should you use to make a boat explode? A weapon of mast destruction."
"2 drunks meet on the street One says ""please allow me to pass between you"" The other replies ""alright, just please do it one at a time"""
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