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Joke of the Day

"Harrison Ford crashed because he saw three people urinating into one of the holes. See 3 pee O (C3PO)"

"So glad Facebook has changed the layout again!! Said no one, ever..."

"I used to be in a band, we were called 'lost dog'. You probably saw our posters."

"What do you call a fish without any eyes? Boneless chicken"

"Daughter: Dad, you need a smart phone. Me: Will it make my dinner? D: No but- M: Good talk."

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese. Here all night folks."

"Why did the suicide bomber explode on the train? To get to the other side."

"What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French? You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast."

"What does an optimist call the World Trade Center? San Diego."

"Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. 'Whatever's the matter ?' asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'"