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Joke of the Day
"Never trust an Adam... ...because they make up everything."
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"Did you hear about the whores who ran a bakery? Yeah. Everything there was hoe-made."
"How did the Sex Ed teacher explain buttsex to her students? She used an analogy"
"Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? He doesn't want anyone to know he's fucking a chicken."
"What do you call an irrelevant elephant. An irrelephant. ^^^I'm ^^^ending ^^^my ^^^life ^^^tonight ^^^boys."
"What do you call a cheap hooker? A bang for your buck."
"Be back in a few days. Gotta shave my legs for spring. But, before I go, what's the best way to sharpen hedge trimmers?"
"I love babies cause they just cry upon waking up and it's so honest"
"My wife is angry because I brought home a B.L.T. instead of a roast beef sandwich. Oops, wrong sub."
"Anti-virus pioneer John McAfee is wanted by the Police for murder charges. If they catch him I guess the trial will last 30 days."