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Joke of the Day
"What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde? They had a wedding reception."
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"Did you hear Obtuse Angle lost weight? He looks all right now."
"I don't have a racist bone in my body. But my cartilage does not care for Mexicans."
"What do you call a deer with a missing eye? I have no fucking eye deer."
"What started feminism? An unlocked kitchen door."
"Marijuana is not a gateway drug... I have never been smoking weed and thought, ""I know what this needs! Meth!..."""
"tegrof reven 11/9"
"Why did the scare crow win the award? He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun."
"What wears a leather jacket, and would kill you if it fell from a tree? An elephant wearing a leather jacket!"
"Bear tip: If a bear is mauling you to death, challenge it to a maths quiz instead (mauling people to death is against the rules in quizzes)"