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Joke of the Day
"What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops? Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog."
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"A friend is like a car I dont have one"
"My Wife is refusing to fry any food and is insisting on eating healthier. She is turning into a Kitchen Nazi. She keeps sticking everything in the oven."
"I use these ( ... ) a lot. For which, I believe, the technical term is Dotty Dot Dots."
"What do you call the surgery when a woman gets a sex change? Addadictomy"
"I told the insect I knew he used to be part of an elite military unit he was exuberant"
"A sadist and a masochist meet The masochist starts pleading, ""Hit me! Please hit me!"" The sadist looks at him, smiles, and calmly replies, ""No."""
"The flight attendant keeps saying ""Please stop asking for peanuts. Busses don't have flight attendants."""
"Only in America can you be born a poor black boy and grow up to be a rich white woman. Take Michael Jackson for example"
"we need a cold and annoying genius type, who should we cast? [Benedict Cumberbatch claws at the office window] hmmm who to cast? [he meows]"