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Joke of the Day

"What did the devil get arrested for? Possession!"

"Who's the chief of the internet? E-ronimo!"

"Me: I love you! Girlfriend: Is that you, or the vodka talking? Me: It's me...talking to the vodka."

"Why did the nuke switch course? Because a girl on the ground said ""I have a boyfriend"" later that day the nuke fell into depression"

"Did you hear about the stallion and the mare? They had a stable relationship."

"What do you call an exceptional Mexican? Nacho average guy"

"My dad fought in World War II. I just received an email confirming my order of a maroon cardigan sweater."

"How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day? Her tampon is behind her ear, and she can't find her pencil."

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hitler."

"What is the difference between Digg and Reddit? People can Voat."