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Joke of the Day
"Never argue with an Archeologist Theyll just keep digging up the past"
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"Do you have pet insurance? Coz I'm gonna destroy your pussy tonight"
"Did you know Elvis once worked at a dry cleaners? He specialized in treating denim. In particular, Elvis pressed Lees."
"What lives in gum trees ? Stick insects !"
"What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates? There is no sound... The P is silent."
"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off."
"""Dont put all your eggs in one basket,"" is a lie perpetuated by Big Basket to sell more baskets"