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Joke of the Day

"My grandpa told me this before he kicked the bucket. He said, ""Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""

"only joke i ever made up.. What did the papa pear tree say to his effeminate male son? GROW A PAIR!"

"What do fat women get for valentines day? Depressed."

"Forgetting to close my tab at the bar isn't as costly as forgetting to close tabs on my computer at home."

"I was cleaning one of my finger guns and accidentally blew a hole through my air guitar."

"I don't have a mental problem, I have mental problems...plural."

"Why are aliens bad at high-fives? Because they always klingon!"

"I wish my parents ran when they heard The Rolling Stones. Now they're stuck under a pile of rocks."

"['90s] I just got a new computer. It's called ""The Tyson."" It comes with two bytes and no memory."

"My friend grabs something in my pocket It was deez nuts"