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Joke of the Day

"I don't have a mental problem, I have mental problems...plural."

"My wife and I decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty hard."

"Most of the lies I tell aren't even true."

"What's the difference between a whore and Nickleback? A whore doesn't always suck cock."

"Two Muslim extremists chatting... One says: So I heard we're going to a concert on the 14th? Other says: Yeah, Guns and Roses."

"As a child I had difficulty putting things down It's a habit I can't seem to let go."

"When suffering from insomnia I either count sheep or ask my GF how her day was."

"Today I asked the gamer what his new year's resolution is. He said ""1920 x 1200"""

"Are spambots as flirty with everyone else or do I actually have a legitimate shot?"

"Did you hear about the surgeon who slipped whilst performing a circumcision?........ ......................he got the sack!"