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Joke of the Day
"My friend grabs something in my pocket It was deez nuts"
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"What do Scottish owls sing? Owld Lang Syne."
"A Segway segway Oh hey, speaking of Segways...."
"*Gets pulled over by cop* ""Papers?"" ""Scissors"" *Cop removes glasses* ""Rocks?"" *Both start successful trap house*"
"I love how coffee tricks me into believing I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes"
"What do you call a girl without arms and legs? A fuck nugget"
"Some advice to you lovers out there... They may say you cantaloupe, but honeydew it anyways."
"I bet the only thing scarier than a clown is the web history of someone who makes their living as one."
"What's a neckbeard's favorite spread? Marm'lady"
"Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit? It was a bad habit."