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Joke of the Day
"I was cleaning one of my finger guns and accidentally blew a hole through my air guitar."
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"I hate to brag, but several ladies just asked me if I wanted a date. On multiple street corners."
"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift."
"So it's legal to sleep on a pillow but illegal to hold it over someone's face until they die? Ugh, government"
"""My dog's learning to speak a foreign language."" ""Espanol?"" ""No, he's a labrador."""
"What's the difference between a joke and a religion? Jokes are rarely offered as an excuse for civilised people to kill other people."
"Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they."
"Net flips and krill? - killer whale text"
"Co-worker: ""If you love something, set it free, if it comes back it's yours to k.."" Me - ""THOSE ARE BOOMERANGS, MICHELLE."""
"A chicken and an egg were lying in bed... ..when the chicken turned to the egg, puffed from his cigarette, and said ""Well that answers THAT question!""."