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Joke of the Day
"What do fat women get for valentines day? Depressed."
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"What religious people say: ""I have you in my prayers."" What non-religious people hear: ""I'm trying to raise Aquaman on this cat radio."""
"Deciding what kind of bread to eat with my curry... ...is a naan issue."
"How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven? Jesus said to him ""Behold! I am risen!"" and he said ""That's nice I don't bereave you."""
"They say that you are safer in a bigger group Unless you're with 6 million...and everyone is jewish"
"Why are there no American flags at the DNC? Because the delegates were standing on them."
"My husband is like Santa Claus He's old, fat, and comes once in a year."
"Give a man a fish & he'll probably stick his dick in it. Teach a man to fish & he'll just keep fucking the fish you gave him. Men are weird."
"[pulls away from kissing] do you ever pretend nfl players with dreadlocks swinging around under their helmets are predators"
"Did you guys hear they're making a sequel to the hit TV show ""Medium?"" It's called ""Large."""