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Joke of the Day
"Why are aliens bad at high-fives? Because they always klingon!"
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"When people ask me for advice, I tell them, ""Use your best judgment,"" which they clearly don't have if they are asking me for advice."
"*angrily whispering over crib* ""Sheila you know I was raised by wolves. I have to pay it forward."" ""But why do they need their own cribs?"""
"What's worse than finding cum stains in your son's underwear? Finding cum stains in the back of the underwear."
"Best joke you came up with yourself? A lot of people think that Saudi Arabians are uninformed. What do you expect? They live under Iraq (a rock)."
"What room is missing from almost every house? a Mushroom"
"""Be there in 5."" - liars"
"This medicine says I should not operate heavy machinery, so I guess I won't be doing laundry for the next two weeks. Safety first."
"What do you call a person who teaches about Drones? Dronacharya"
"I'm going through a phase of categorizing my life in phases. I call this one my 'phase' phase."