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Joke of the Day
"I wish my parents ran when they heard The Rolling Stones. Now they're stuck under a pile of rocks."
Next Joke
"What do you call 6.02*10^23 butts? Molasses"
"Frozen pizza recalled? The government appears to have changed tactics to combat drug users: Legalize pot, but take away their food."
"I was dancing with a girl in a nightclub. ""What are we going to do after this?"" I asked her. She said, ""How does sex sound?"" I said, ""Soggy."""
"What's Dracula's favorite beer? Bloodweiser"
"An untalented gymnast walks into a bar."
"Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked ""Have you got any invisible ink?"" ""Certainly sir"" said the owner. ""What color?"""
"How do sheep sign their e-mails? Ewes sincerely."
"Why is a bra singular and panties plural?"
"Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane? Because he ate his carrion."