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Joke of the Day

"['90s] I just got a new computer. It's called ""The Tyson."" It comes with two bytes and no memory."

"Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea? Because all proper tea is theft."

"What's the difference between Wright and Rong? Wright yells, ""Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man."

"Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me! I only received super fish oil injuries, but still..."

"WEIRD BUT TRUE: If you put enough granola in the tailpipe of a Prius, a Slam Poet will receive a Tote Bag from NPR."

"TIL Micheal Bay's 'Pearl Harbour' made almost $ 200 million... ...I thought that it bombed! [re-worded Greg Proops joke from DLM]"

"I voted for Giant Meteor for 2016 Guess I'll just hope for another."

"Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball? When they get to third base they think they've scored"

"Maybe just don't throw stones in any kind of house."

"A conversation between 2 vegans: ""I'm a vegan."" ""I'm a vegan too."" ""Oh."" ""So...you're a vegan?"" ""Yes, I am a vegan."" ""Me too."""