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Joke of the Day

"only joke i ever made up.. What did the papa pear tree say to his effeminate male son? GROW A PAIR!"

"What did the army recruiter say to the gay wizard? ""Don't ask don't spell."""

"When I was a child, I remember lying with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come.Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left."

"Muammar Gaddafi wasn't really that bad...... But his brothers, Larrymar and Curlymar were the worst!"

"Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election? A: It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!"

"What's white and washes your socks? Your wife."

"Did you guys hear about the circus fire? It was in tents."

"I went to the zoo today, but it only had one animal! It was a Shitzu ... I'll see myself out edit: apparantly this is another common repost which I have never seen. Oh well, I like it."

"What has 100 legs but can't walk? 50 pairs of pants."

"Me: WHY DID YOU EVEN COME HERE IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE WITH ME!! Him: Ma'am please just take your pizza."