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Joke of the Day
"I just opened a shop called Beatbox. We only sell boots n cats."
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"""This credit crunch is worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife."""
"Jean shorts on men should be called Danny Dukes. Or Daisy Dons. Or maybe just Poor Life Choices."
"Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street? To get the Yolk Rite."
"What Do You Call A Gay Boxer? ""Fruit Punch"". I'm sorry."
"Stumbled upon my sister's porn while on the family computer That's the last time I google her name..."
"[Courtroom] Judge: Have you been up before me? Convict: I don't know, Judge. What time were you up this morning?"
"A black, a mexican and a gipsy sit in a Car. Who is driving the car? The police."
"In my spare time I like to.... Comment the funniest thing, it doesn't have to be true"
"[Knee-slappin, terrible OC] Why was the nun named ""NPN""? She was a trans-sister! *** I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke"