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Joke of the Day

"In my spare time I like to.... Comment the funniest thing, it doesn't have to be true"

"Why do politicians take laxatives? So that they can speak more fluently!"

"Pilot held without bail. Judge concerned about the risk of flight."

"What's the best thing about twenty three year old's? [They're of age.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZg3-Y1QIc4)"

"Q: What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common? A: They were both cooked by a guy named ""Dave""."

"knock,knock Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me with my homework?"

"""Ducklings are baby ducks,"" I say as I set the appetizer on the table. ""Enjoy your dumplings, Ma'am."""

"""Bloodied cricket bat found in Oscar Pistorius' house"" In addition, locals have told police that he was previously sighted with stumps."

"I'm trying to write a joke about overdosing on cocaine... But I need a line to finish it."

"Some of my best friends started out as bad choices."