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Joke of the Day
"Jean shorts on men should be called Danny Dukes. Or Daisy Dons. Or maybe just Poor Life Choices."
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"POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: is this the man who robbed u *holds up picture of himself* ME: yes POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: give me ur wallet ME: dang it"
"What is every Amish woman's dream? Two Mennonite."
"A priest and a rabbi leave a bar ..., and see a ten year old boy. The priest says ""Let's screw him!"" and the rabbi says ""Out of what?"""
"How I wear a scarf: 1. Take scarf and drape it over my shoulder 2. Find an annoying co-worker and choke them to death with it. 3. Repeat"
"My Dad Is A Magician He can turn alcohol into domestic violence... But his disappearing act is even better."
"Don'tcha wish your g/f was fun like me? *plays Twister* Don'tcha wish your g/f was a freak like me? *regurgitates a jellyfish* Don'tcha...?"
"[OC] Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room? Air Conditioning"
"People at my work name their food.. .. today I ate a lasagna named Peter"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *choking sound"