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Joke of the Day

"[Knee-slappin, terrible OC] Why was the nun named ""NPN""? She was a trans-sister! *** I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke"

"If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a bitch is all of them I feel you"

"I keep hoping one day I'll be stuck on a 6-hour flight next to Flavor Flav just so I can ask him what time it is every five minutes."

"Any dirty, racist, or good joke. Here's one. What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!"

"What do you do with a scientist after he dies? Barium"

"*Pulls gun* Alright give me the money, and don't try anything stupid."" *Tries to put a fork in a light socket* ""Hey! What did I just say""!?"

"Q: I'm hungry. A: Nice to meet you, Hungry!"

"What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time? He over*dos*'d ^^^^I'll ^^^^see ^^^^myself ^^^^out"

"The grocery store employees who stock the milk from behind the coolers don't like it when you grab their hands just to see if they're clean."

"Two blondes were walking on either side of the railway track Jokes apart"