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Joke of the Day

"[Knee-slappin, terrible OC] Why was the nun named ""NPN""? She was a trans-sister! *** I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke"

"How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard? Put him in your back yard."

"If only there were mosquito nets in Africa... We could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS."

"When people tell me ""You're going to regret that in the morning"", I sleep til noon because I am a problem solver"

"I like my coffee like I like my women From Kenya and tastes like warm diarrhea."

"What happens when a plant is sad? The other plants have to photosympathize with it"

"Why did the Addams have the late man arrested? He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday."

"Sell a man a fish... Sell a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, miss our on a wonderful business opportunity."

"My daughter asked me what ""fap fap fap"" means... I think I should stop commenting on her Facebook pictures."

"Why did the mortgage broker go out of business? ...because he lost interest."