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Joke of the Day
"A black, a mexican and a gipsy sit in a Car. Who is driving the car? The police."
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"If I had a dollar for every time I think about you, I'd start thinking about you."
"Your mom is like a bowling ball she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, and she always comes back for more."
"Teacher: Why did Robin Hood only rob the rich? Me: Because the poor didn't have any fucking money."
"The Australian Cricket Team."
"""how did your husband die?"" A mixture of marijuana overdose and homosexuality. r.i.p miss you every day."
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