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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street? To get the Yolk Rite."
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"If you cross your fingers after surgery you'll heal faster Or maybe that's just super stichin'"
"What do you do if you come across a lion in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise"
"Getting your identity stolen is a nice reminder that at least one person out there has it shittier than you & wants to trade places."
"What do you call an expensive circumcision? A bloody rip-off"
"I just saw the movie 50 Shades of gray You could say it had a huge climax."
"What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt? After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture."
"How does a mathematician solve constipation? Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber."
"My girlfriend walked in on me putting on a condom. She said, ""What are you doing?"" I said, ""Wrapping your Christmas present!"""
"I was in a job interview. ""What is your biggest strength?"" ""I am always on time."" ""And your biggest weakness?"" ""I get annoyed when my dealer is late."""