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Joke of the Day
"What's a neckbeard's favourite country? M'laysia"
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"Why do they call it the Dark Ages? Because of all the ""knights"""
"What do cats eat on a hot summer day? Micecream!"
"Want to know how to stop the ""Not My President"" Riots? Play the National Anthem and they'll all kneel."
"What do you call a geologist who can't hear? Stone deaf..."
"Everybody says Australians are rednecks learn already... **...it's actually from latin word Australis which means Southern...** *Oops*"
"Dear America Would you please take the 's' off the word 'legos' and put it back on the word 'math' where it belongs. Many thanks England"
"My Girlfriend Told Me I Need To Get In Shape..... I told her ""I am in shape! Round is a shape!"""
"damn girl are you the expiration date on my milk because I regret not paying attention to you"
"Do you ever get a shooting pain through your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you and they are stabbing it? No? How about now? Now?"