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Joke of the Day
"What's a neckbeard's favourite country? M'laysia"
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"If a shark is ever attacking me I'm gonna be like where are your parents do they know you act like this"
"Despite my last 12,000 tweets, I'm actually really fun."
"Shout out to my drug dealer Jamal, he's taught me more about the metric system than any of my teachers ever did."
"80% of life is pulling percentages out of thin air and stating them as facts"
"This unicorn sitting next to me is saying that I drank too much"
"Does anyone know watt is the unit for power?"
"My first joke ever... Seriously Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the cock!"
"Hardcore I've just changed my first nappy. My wife doesn't like me wearing them but since I bought Call of Duty it means I get more game time."
"Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;("