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Joke of the Day
"80% of life is pulling percentages out of thin air and stating them as facts"
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"Why do accountants make the best serial killers? Because they're calculating."
"Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken"
"Knock knock! (A joke from my 5 year old sister) Knock knock! Who's there? Boo Boo who? Don't cry it's only a joke! ...I got rekt"
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"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles"
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"I'm a racist person and my mouth says racist things but my penis is a humanitarian. - Dave Chapelle."
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