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Joke of the Day

"If a shark is ever attacking me I'm gonna be like where are your parents do they know you act like this"

"A white supremacist, racist, and antisemite walk into a bar Oh wait, that's the White House"

"If you eat a pregnant girls food, you're required to have the baby for her"

"Q: What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level? A: Pencil-in."

"If I asked you if you were dumb, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?"

"My kid missed the school bus, instantly resulting in drama & tears. But now that I've had a few cocktails, I'm OK."

"I was out of tanning oil once, so I used PAM Cooking Spray. The tan didn't stick."

"What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry? When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!"

"There has been a bomb explode in Scandanavia? There's Norway i would sink Oslo as to think of a joke for that."

"Is venison deer? No really. Only paid a couple of bucks."