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Joke of the Day

"Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;("

"It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm quite busy."

"I saw my friend at the pool today for the first time in a long time and I said... Hey! WATER you doing here?"

"A load of geese caused a massive pile up on my way to work, What a bunch of flocking idiots."

"They call me Big Dick But im average at best."

"Why do ghosts like to ride elevators? It lifts their spirits."

"Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'? My phone number won't fill up an entire book."

"Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China? Because there are so many ""Wings"" and ""Wongs"" they'd still wing the wong number."

"My mom pops out from under the table while I'm on a date. She's always been a good eater. You see her hips? Good hips. Stand up, show him-"

"What's George Washington's favorite element? Americium-1776"