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Joke of the Day
"On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun."
Next Joke
"Remember when we used to call the ""self check-out"" - 'Theft'?"
"""NO YOU'RE DRUNK,"" she says playfully into the mirror, then promptly resumes disappointing her boyfriend's mom at family dinner."
"Sorry if this is a repost but I'm new here Why are hurricanes named after women's? Because they're wild and wet when they come but when they leave, they take the house and car."
"No wonder ghosts can be disruptive. Some are hundreds of years old and they have to hear us say shit like ""My mouse is out of batteries."""
"What do you call a stillborn grizzly cub? Unbearable"
"Why do Mexicans always have red eyes after sex? Pepperspray..."
"Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes? Mosqui-toes."
"X is An Independent Variable That don't need no Y."
"Reporter: Russell Wilson, do you want another Superbowl ring? Wilson: Nah I'll pass."