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Joke of the Day

"What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer? He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them."

"If Chile and Turkey had a war... Would that be a recipe for disaster? Would Greece get involved?"

"My friend used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she's good at everything."

"I'm more of a Coca-Cola person... soda speak."

"Sex is like ping pong. I suck at it."

"What do you get when you kill a body of water in a comic book? A Deadpool."

"Why do deaf women wear tight jeans? So you can read their lips."

"Did you know... Jesus invented cross-training"

"Apparently ""What inning is it?"" is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard."

"BEST JOKE EVER What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip."