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Joke of the Day
"TIL that skydiving... ...without a parachute, is a once in a lifetime experience."
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"What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey? attaturk."
"I call all dogs 'puppies', regardless of age. They like it."
"What's brown and sticky A stick"
"What's the best part of a baker's body? Their buns."
"THAT SMILE A reporter asks Bill Clinton,. 'What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?"" He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."""
"What's the fastest animal in the world? A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal? ... The ethiopian chasing it."
"Hindsight is $20.20. Don't even ask me what she charged to see her boobs."
"What is a trans fat? A feminist."
"What do tampons and white women have in common? They are both stuck up cunts."