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Joke of the Day
"TIL that skydiving... ...without a parachute, is a once in a lifetime experience."
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"Crossword clue: F**k, used by Gordon Ramsay a lot more than the average person Fork"
"Is there something about me that suggests I want to hear about your smoothie cleanse, because I can change."
"What did the comedian do when his joke did not go home with the audience? He became a boxer and delivered a strong punchline."
"What has 300 legs and 16 boobs? The breast cancer awareness 10K run"
"I heard it took at least two elephants to make the keys on my antique piano I had no idea they were capable of such delicate work."
"What did the Pimp say to the bashful Gamete Prostitute? Hey, Sex-cells"
"Every time I use <3 in an @ to someone, I can't help but think, ""Please accept this carrot with balls as a token of how much I heart you."""
"A man is almost hit by a car. Chrysler averted."
"Sometimes I do things to children that they're too young to understand... ...such as teaching them calculus and microbiology."