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Joke of the Day
"My hips don't lie. The bastards run around telling everybody how much I like donuts."
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"Trump Drops out of the race, and makes America great again."
"Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships? He wanted 2 hit singles"
"What do you call a little kid with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor."
"You can only say, ""WTF?"" so many times a day, until you just decide to start drinking."
"I love animals, and I want to stop eating meat... But I just can't quit cold turkey!"
"What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common? They both came in a little behind."
"If Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Bernie Sanders were stuck on an island, who would survive? America"
"How did they name Canada? They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh."
"RIP that guy in the audience of the eric clapton unplugged session whose head literally exploded when he realized the song was ""layla"""