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Joke of the Day
"Me: I'd like to adopt that baby. Clerk: Sir, that's a family sized platter of Super Nachos."
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"How do you make holy water? You just take normal water and boil the hell out of it."
"How do you say 'Toilet' in Japanese? Dump-ring."
"What do you call a ghost without any feet? A lost sole"
"Stephen Harper's Campaign Against Trump ""Donald Trump: He's just too old"""
"What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium? Pandemonium breaks out."
"What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes? It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped."
"B:You can never be possessed by any demonic beings. G:Why? Is it because I am very religious? B:No! Its because you are always so salty"
"Say what you will about us hypocrites, but the standards we claim to have are WAY higher than yours."
"""We can't put it off any longer Alan, our daughter needs new shoes"" CENTIPEDE DAD: [staring out the window] This is gonna bankrupt us Susan"