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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it would be the arrr but it's really the sea."
Next Joke
"My wife told me ""Sex is better on holiday"". That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive."
"Dear Neighbours, ""She's coming"" isn't a great warning to give when I walk by and you stop talking."
"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon"
"Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No."
"Wife: What did you get me for Mother's Day? 3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it? 3: You haven't made it yet."
"DOROTHY: What do these shoes do? GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame [tries new pair] And these? G: Wait- D: [clicks heels] [turns into hamburger]"
"Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ayatollah ! Ayatollah who ? Ayatollah you already !"
"I wake up easy most of the time, but every now and then, I wake up hard."