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Joke of the Day
"I think armless persons are the best You've gotta hand it to them."
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"Me: ""I want to go on a diet."" Food: ""LOL no."""
"i know a guy who loves saying ""best thing since sliced bread"" and i imagine hes always at a grocery store lookin at bread and just losing it"
"That scene from Jurassic Park where the T-Rex is breathing heavily up against the jeep glass, except its me at the hotdog display in 7/11"
"The other day I saw a guy with sin/cos on his arm... ... He had a really nice tan"
"I had to study a book on the human digestive system today.... The ending was shit"
"What do you call a retarded five year old chained to a slab with his asshole lubed up? ""Daddy."""
"Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?"
"Geometry is like Jersey Shore Allways tanning, sinning, and consigning contracts."
"A conversation between a cobra and a librarian -Shhhh -Shhhh -Shhhh -Shhhh"