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Joke of the Day
"I just got back from a boner contest I must admit, the competition was stiff."
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"Do you know how to make Holy Water? You boil the hell out of it"
"What cow produces milk and potatoes Your mother."
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"I remember back when I had to charge my Nokia 8210 once every 96 days. My iPhone lost 4% just typing this tweet."
"My wife doesn't appreciate that I love her mother in law more than I love mine."
"Gene Simmons is giving tongue to a Hamas tunnel. His tongue is so long it comes out at the other end of the tunnel."
"My uncle found the g-spot once... ...he tells people he lost those two fingers in the war."